Since this is my first blog I was curious as to what my duties as a blogger (one who has a blog) are. I looked up the word Blog, and this was the definition, "A website on which a individual or a group of users produce a ongoing narrative". Now wouldn't that be interesting, a narrative of my life. A exclusive insight to my actions and thoughts……………………. well now that I think of it, thats kinda stupid. No, I take that back that is a completely idiotic concept  If everyone came here looking for a interesting narrative on my life they would be disappointed and I wouldn't have any views. Not that I particularly care about views and comments. But if I am going to waste your time, and most importantly, my time, this should at least be interesting. Oh and just so you grammar nazi people are satisfied, I realize that I started a sentence with but. Oh, if you after viewing my blog you happen to see Eli's. Don't expect me to have all kinds of nice pictures and cool stories like him. First off I do not own a camera, secondly my writing probably would challenge that of a 6th grader. So as they say the key to being successful in life is setting your aspirations really low and then acting surprised when you accomplish them. (Sorry I was informed by my publishers that If I wanted to include that last remark I had to add this little run on sentence stating that this is not the way to go about life and that every person should have the ambitions of becoming  brain surgeons and rocket scientists).