Monkey Bars

I recently found out a very disturbing fact about Elementary Schools. Young children are encouraged to use Monkey Bars.  This brings up a deep philosophical questions, like should our children be drinking with monkeys? Elementary school is where our children pick up habits that will be with them for the rest of their lives. Monkeys are not reliable creatures, and our children should not spend their childhood in the company of these creatures. So I  ask you to call your local school and demand that these playgrounds of bad habits be removed from our public schools. OUR FUTURES BAR ROOM BUDDYS WILL BE MONKEYS