SAVE THE JACKALOPES

This semester I have been taking a Oceanography course. For those that do not know Oceanography is studying the ocean and the life in it. So the last unit was about saving the creatures that are in our oceans. This got me thinking, which is usually a dangerous thing. Though this time I am pretty sure my thinking is to a good cause. I decided to form a organization to save the Great American Jackalope. The Jackalope is a rabbit type creature with horns. It has become so endangered, some don't even know it exists. The Jackalope is hunted for its antlers which are then glued to deer. This is where the myth that deer have antlers comes from. These creatures are a important part of American history.  After they are gone do you want to live with the guilt knowing that you could have done something to save this unique creature. I will not stand idly by as this species becomes extinct from existence and from the memory of red blood Americans, such as myself. If you want to learn more call this Number, 867-5309. If some one answers tell me because, I would be really surprised.

92 views

My page has reached 92 views that means I have reentered it 92 times in the past 3 days. Well at least of the common viewer it will look like my blog is a web sensation. Though in reality only about 3 people have ever seen it. I know that sounds really sad. Matter o fact most people that view this are probably thinking get a life. They do not realize that they are the ones who need a life, BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE WASTING YOUR TIME WHEN YOU VIEW THIS. Or any other blog for that matter. The only exception is my blog is better. If you are coming to this blog to see updates on the narrative of my life you are wasting your time.

Since this is my first blog I was curious as to what my duties as a blogger (one who has a blog) are. I looked up the word Blog, and this was the definition, "A website on which a individual or a group of users produce a ongoing narrative". Now wouldn't that be interesting, a narrative of my life. A exclusive insight to my actions and thoughts……………………. well now that I think of it, thats kinda stupid. No, I take that back that is a completely idiotic concept  If everyone came here looking for a interesting narrative on my life they would be disappointed and I wouldn't have any views. Not that I particularly care about views and comments. But if I am going to waste your time, and most importantly, my time, this should at least be interesting. Oh and just so you grammar nazi people are satisfied, I realize that I started a sentence with but. Oh, if you after viewing my blog you happen to see Eli's. Don't expect me to have all kinds of nice pictures and cool stories like him. First off I do not own a camera, secondly my writing probably would challenge that of a 6th grader. So as they say the key to being successful in life is setting your aspirations really low and then acting surprised when you accomplish them. (Sorry I was informed by my publishers that If I wanted to include that last remark I had to add this little run on sentence stating that this is not the way to go about life and that every person should have the ambitions of becoming  brain surgeons and rocket scientists).

We Shall Start

This is my first time blogging, and maybe I shouldn't be. As the saying goes with great power comes great responsibility. Problem is I don't know if I have either of the qualities in the previous sentence. But I know this, if you are looking for a good time, or intelligent conversation …………………………………..……………………………………………………………………………………………………………  you might want to keep looking. Try some of the blogs listed over there --------------------->. They are filled with nice pictures, thoughtful comments and intelligent people.

Monkey Bars

I recently found out a very disturbing fact about Elementary Schools. Young children are encouraged to use Monkey Bars.  This brings up a deep philosophical questions, like should our children be drinking with monkeys? Elementary school is where our children pick up habits that will be with them for the rest of their lives. Monkeys are not reliable creatures, and our children should not spend their childhood in the company of these creatures. So I  ask you to call your local school and demand that these playgrounds of bad habits be removed from our public schools. OUR FUTURES BAR ROOM BUDDYS WILL BE MONKEYS